why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Hope you all drop the soap in prison

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Why did the penguin die? due to an increase in the quantity of greenhouse gases that are being released into the atmosphere, global warming is on the rise. So the penguin died because his home melted.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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