I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

...NO.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

womens rights

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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