- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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