What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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