What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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NASCAR

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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