whats really hot the sun

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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How many cows say moo? All of them

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What's 4+7 47

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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