- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

ROSS G IS OBESE

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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