- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

knock knock

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Penis penis poop butt

why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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