- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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