what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Welcome To Facebook

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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