- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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