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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

How old is victor? Old

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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