My life :(

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Unnnnnnnn

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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