What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

Q-What happened to the kid who thought he could fly A-his head exploded while he was sitting in a microwave

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

democracy

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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