Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

The Bible

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

SC Johnson a Family Company

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What is Worse than the holocaust?

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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