what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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Jason Connor.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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