a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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19th amendment

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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a person smokes weed... and gets high

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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Male penises.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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47

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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