- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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