Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar... they sit down, have a deep and meaningful conversation about theism, and don't really drink anything.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Worst joke ever

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Shit!

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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