roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Is this where I type the joke?

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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Pickles

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