How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Sonic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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