- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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