- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

If life throws you melons... ouch

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

why is john so fat years of over eating

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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