what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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why didn't your dog come home last cause he died

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Land Rovers

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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