- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

I like hats XD!

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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