What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Your mother is a man.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What's 4+7 47

69

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

Anti Joke

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