2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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Comedy.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Spinabifita

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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