- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

The 17 year old buy called his computers support number to remove a virus from his old computer, so he can gift the computer to his little cousin for his birthday. But before giving the computer to his cousin he downloaded over 120 hours of adult film onto it.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

A man walks into the market. He asks a young attractive employee in a smooth voice, "Do you have any honey here, baby?" The employee responds, "No sir. I'm sorry."

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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