What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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*insert joke here*

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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cancer

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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WNBA

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How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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