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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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