- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

The Game.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

You are Nerochan right?

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Matty B

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