- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

What comes after 23? 24.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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