who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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I am on a escalator.

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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Why did the parrot fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Take off your shoes.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Anti Joke

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