Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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