- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

Jason Connor.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

obama leadership

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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