Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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