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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

A blind man walks into a pole.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

we all know sammi has a penis

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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