Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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