- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

What's brown and sticky? Poo.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

terry stockton is straight

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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