what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Come In!

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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