Kelly Clarkson

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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Woman rights.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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