- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Hearpin my durp

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bloody kids ...

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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