- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

wood cant chuck wood

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Spread the net.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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