- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Oh no! My life is ruined!

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

why is the black man black? because he isnit white

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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