- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

Hi? No!!!!!

Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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