- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

A Chinese man, an American man, and a Mexican man are sitting in an airplane. When the flight attendant comes by with food, the Chinese and American both opt for pretzels, while the Mexican prefers crackers and makes his selection accordingly. The three sit back and enjoy their snacks separately.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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