What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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