How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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