What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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