- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A school bus.

Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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