Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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bob saget

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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ecks! why zee?

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

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