- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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