- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Your mama's so fat.... I ran around her twice, And got lost

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Loner.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

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