- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What is cold? Winter

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

girls basketball

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

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