what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Michael Brown

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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A women president

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