Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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Seth stock has a large penis

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE! THE SALAMANDER IS NOT A REPTILE!

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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