- Anti Joke

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

The weels on the bus go...flat

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass