whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Drunk irish man

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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Fiats

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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I am a nigger.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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