Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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