- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

Justin Beiber

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

why?

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

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