Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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Yo mamas so fat

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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