why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

What's after 9/11? 9/12

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Fox News.

WNBA

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

How old is your mom? Old.

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

An asian without a future.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

So I was eating pancakes in my driveway...or were they waffles?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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