- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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