- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

what do you call a homeless man? poor.

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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