What did the young girl say to her step-dad? Nothing. She no longer talks to him after years and years of sexual abuse which left her emotionally scarred.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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why is john so fat years of over eating

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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